Negativity

The only form of negativity that is known to help positively is electricity.

On Steve Job's Demise

He proved this phrase so wrong "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Zulm ki intehaan

Ye to zulm ki intehaan ho gayee,
Tum Eid ka chand ho gayee,
Hale dil ko samjho nazneen,
Tum bachchi nahin rahi ab jawaan ho gayeen

My previous boss was very good at winning "hearts". He used to play it all day long.

No matter how many times I say Expecto Patronum, I still get the same Dementor like appraisal that sucks all the good memories of my office life

On England Bowler's triumph against India at Lords

Team India "Trembles" under "Broad" Day light

In this complex life, I donot know which is the real part and which one is the imaginary !!!