Why are guys attracted to a girl's butts? Because Hips don't lie ;)

Platform !!

Manager keeps saying "this will be a good platform for you", and I keep thinking ki platform hi chahiye tha to Pune Railway station ka kaunsa bura tha.

On S&P downgrading India's credit rating

S & P inspires one too many. Today my maid servant downgraded the quality of vegetables I purchase for cooking.

Software Engineers do not commute or travel, they "traverse".