Sunday, July 21, 2013

Relationship Status

Somebody asked me my relationship status, I replied "DESPERATE"

Buying time

A guy proposed to a girl, the girl said she wanted to buy some time. So, the guy gifted her a Rolex Watch. They got engaged the very next day

Seeing through heart

Was watching an old hindi movie, in which the actress tells the actor to see through her heart and I am like, Ms, your top is coming in his way. Help him out.

Look back in time

When I look back in time, i.e. good old college days, I realize, the guys haven't changed a bit. On the contrary, all the girls have, thanks to Maybelene, Lakme, L'oreal, Unilever and many more
In the IT terminology, a married resource is one whom you may- read but can't write to.