Relationship Status

Somebody asked me my relationship status, I replied "DESPERATE"

Buying time

A guy proposed to a girl, the girl said she wanted to buy some time. So, the guy gifted her a Rolex Watch. They got engaged the very next day

Seeing through heart

Was watching an old hindi movie, in which the actress tells the actor to see through her heart and I am like, Ms, your top is coming in his way. Help him out.

Look back in time

When I look back in time, i.e. good old college days, I realize, the guys haven't changed a bit. On the contrary, all the girls have, thanks to Maybelene, Lakme, L'oreal, Unilever and many more

In the IT terminology, a married resource is one whom you may- read but can't write to.

Why are guys attracted to a girl's butts? Because Hips don't lie ;)

Platform !!

Manager keeps saying "this will be a good platform for you", and I keep thinking ki platform hi chahiye tha to Pune Railway station ka kaunsa bura tha.

On S&P downgrading India's credit rating

S & P inspires one too many. Today my maid servant downgraded the quality of vegetables I purchase for cooking.

Software Engineers do not commute or travel, they "traverse".

Dot com bubble burst

I daily come across faces of two very different people. One looks like the the Dot Com bubble and the other one resemble the after burst.

Jab Naash manushya par chhata hai

Jab naash manushya par chhata hai
To pehley bechara vivek kyun mara jata hai
Fir sochta hoon marney do saaley ko
Mere baap ka kya jaata hai

On Dennis Ritchie's Death

It was C's D -Day

C's D Day

First it was A for Apple. Then B for Bhajans and now C for computing languages. God only knows what lies ahead.

I lie in your wait

I will be yours, why dont you believe
I promise you, I wont leave
Tell me, all your mysteries
I was never scared, of any histories
Show me the light
It's not in sight
We will do, whatever is right
Together we can, take upon any fight

You shut the door on my face
And disturbed the underlying base
And now you want me to be in the race
Without giving me a fair chase
How can I rise
without the glow in your eyes
What I told you weren't any lies
Trust me, this aint' the end of our ties

I will wait
Because You aint a bait
Our love will surely, meet its fate
Luck has again opened its gate
I still lie there in your wait
I still lie there in your wait

Negativity

The only form of negativity that is known to help positively is electricity.

On Steve Job's Demise

He proved this phrase so wrong "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away"

Zulm ki intehaan

Ye to zulm ki intehaan ho gayee,
Tum Eid ka chand ho gayee,
Hale dil ko samjho nazneen,
Tum bachchi nahin rahi ab jawaan ho gayeen

My previous boss was very good at winning "hearts". He used to play it all day long.

No matter how many times I say Expecto Patronum, I still get the same Dementor like appraisal that sucks all the good memories of my office life

On England Bowler's triumph against India at Lords

Team India "Trembles" under "Broad" Day light