Why are guys attracted to a girl's butts? Because Hips don't lie ;)

Platform !!

Manager keeps saying "this will be a good platform for you", and I keep thinking ki platform hi chahiye tha to Pune Railway station ka kaunsa bura tha.

On S&P downgrading India's credit rating

S & P inspires one too many. Today my maid servant downgraded the quality of vegetables I purchase for cooking.

Software Engineers do not commute or travel, they "traverse".

Dot com bubble burst

I daily come across faces of two very different people. One looks like the the Dot Com bubble and the other one resemble the after burst.

Jab Naash manushya par chhata hai

Jab naash manushya par chhata hai
To pehley bechara vivek kyun mara jata hai
Fir sochta hoon marney do saaley ko
Mere baap ka kya jaata hai

On Dennis Ritchie's Death

It was C's D -Day